Well, I'm a human male with access to the internet.
“No, I don’t think she is a bad person, I actually feel bad for Dakota. She’s older, and she has never had an Oscar nomination. It’s kind of pathetic. But I will say one thing, and you can quote me on this one, Oprah: If she thinks she can steal other girls’ boyfriends, she had better be fully prepared to swallow her own goddamn teeth.”
-Abigail Breslin, September 2009
Mhmm… you tell her girl.